April 17, 2007
Evil Austin
Tattoo enjoys nice wheels. The official Tattoo ride, a 1971 Buick Riv owned by Tattoo’s Rudy Banny, has never let us down on the way to a client meeting. The same cannot be said for the other, not-so-official Tattoo ride– a 1960 Austin Healy, owned by Tattoo’s Buffy McCoy Kelly. It’s a cute little cherry, as shiny as a new penny. Unfortunately, it’s a car with a rotten attitude. Some have said it’s possessed. There’s ample proof of this, on file with several insurance companies and police departments. There seems to be little recourse from the car’s bad juju. For example, while tooling along on a beautiful Charlotte back road, one of the rear wheels mysteriously came undone, flew threw the air, and landed deep in the woods somewhere. After careening along by an axle, the car was left sitting on its butt-cheek on the roadside. After that, for only $25.00, a voodoo Double Luck spell has now been cast on the car. Hopefully, this will help the situation.
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